Told to me by my bartender last Saturday

So, a man is sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks. Beside the man sits a bowl of pretzels. After a little while the pretzels lean over to the man and say;
"Hey good lookin. Come here often?"
The man is pretty crept out, but ignores the pretzels and continues on in his drinking. After a little while later the pretzels lean over again and say;
"Hey beautiful, mind if I buy you a drink?"
Having been sufficiently crept out at this point the man flags down the bartender and says;
"Hey man, what's up with these pretzels, they keep hitting on me."
To which the bartender replies;
"Don't worry about the pretzels, they're complimentary."

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