There are three men at a bar.

The first sells fruit for a living, the second sells bread for a living, and the third sells meat for a living. They see a gorgeous woman pass by. They all check her out as she walks. A little while later another woman walks by, slightly less stunning than the first, but beautiful nonetheless. They check her out too. Still later a third woman passes them. She is pretty, but by no means a stunner. They still all check her out. Finally, a slightly older woman walks by. The fruitseller says she's overripe, the baker says she's stale, but the meat tenderizer.

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