Told by my Brother at breakfast

A mom was downstairs cooking dinner when she heard a loud bang come from her sons room upstairs. "Is everything okay?!" She called up. "Yea my shirt just fell," he said. The mom says, "Are you sure? That was pretty loud to be a shirt." The son says," Yea but I was in it when it fell."

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