3 explorers are trecking through the jungle...

Where they bump into a tribe and are promptly knocked unconsious and taken prisoner. They awake and find themselfs in an undiscovered tribes village, a guard watching them realises they are awake and tells the chief. They are all taken up infront of a crowd of the tribes people who seem excited and anxious about this whole thing, the chief simply askes the first explorer:

"Death or Booga?"

Not wanting to die and considering that Booga can be no worse than death, the first explorer chooses booga. At this the tribes people go crazy and start cheering, the chief prompty rips of his clothes and rapes the first explorer.

The chief then askes the second explorer "Death or Booga?" Now having seen what will happen to him the second explorer is scared as hell of booga but would rather not die, he also chooses booga, the crowd goes crazy again, cheering and shouting as the chief rapes the second explorer.

Finally the chief gets to the last explorer and askes "Death or Booga?"

Now having seen what had happened to his friends he would rather die and keep his dignity than be raped. So he chooses death. At this the crowd goes even more crazy than before and is getting into a whipped up frenzy. The chief turns to the crowd and proudly announces:

"Death by Booga!"

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