I woke up and went into the kitchen to make coffee. My wife comes in and hugs me from behind. After wishing me happy birthday and kissing me on the neck, she asks if I want one of my presents this morning.
I like the way that sounds, so she goes into the bedroom and comes back a minute later carrying a wrapped box. I facepalm and look at her, "That's not quite what I thought you meant."
I opened the box to find a lego set inside. Still a win.
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