I yelled "HEY DENZEL?! LOOKING GOOD FAM!!!"
"I'M NOT DENZEL WASHINGTON YOU RACIST ASSHOLE!!!" He answered.
To which I replied, "YOU WERE A BADASS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!"
Frustrated he yells back, "I WASN'T EVEN IN THAT!?!"
"I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!!!!"
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