So after a long day at work I come home to an empty house.
I proceed to the kitchen where I find a note from my girlfriend.
" this isn't working, I'm sorry but I just can't take it, I'm going yo go live with my mother"
But then I opened the fridge the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell was she talking about?
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