Today, a nintendo factory was burnt to the ground. The factory was making the next gen nintendo console. In order to avoid bad publicity, nintendo hired Billy Joel to represent them at press conferences. They directed him to answer every question with the
Today, a nintendo factory was burnt to the ground. The factory was making the next gen nintendo console. In order to avoid bad publicity, nintendo hired Billy Joel to represent them at press conferences. They directed him to answer every question with the
..."Wii didn't start the fire."
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