A man is bored with his marriage, mostly his non-existent sex life, so he decides to have an affair.
One day after work he goes to a street corner and one of the prostitutes says "What will it be, Martin?"
The man doesn't know how the prostitute knows his name, but he figures why not go with it, she's pretty enough.
A week into the affair, they go out for pizza and the prostitute casually orders the man's favorite toppings, remarking, "It's your favorite, right?"
The man is thrown off a bit by this, but he continues the affair.
A month later, they're having sex in the man's living room and his wife walks in. She gasps in shock, then screams, "Why, you no-good backstabbing piece of shit!" They both stop and are trying to get their clothes on when wife yells, "I knew you were acting strange, Candy!"
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