Two sperms were swimming along when one says to the other "Man I'm getting tired, how far is it to the uterus anyway?"
The other sperm laughs and says "Uterus!, we aren't even through the esophagus yet."
Submitted by curtis
Edited by calamjo, Tantilazing and hottrouble1
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