One night at church the preacher was preaching that Jesus went to Hell to
take the keys of death and Hell from Satan. So one day it was stormy and
my 4yr old son was getting scared. I told him he was ok and that God would
keep us and him safe. Then I told him that even if something did happen
that we would go to Heaven. He says, "I don't want to go to Heaven." So I
asked him, "You want to go to Hell?" He said "Yes cause Jesus is there."
Of course I had alot of explainning to do. LOL this is a true story by the
way.
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