* While seasoning if you put few drops of whiskey the oil won't burn
* While making a batter put in few drops of beer it will make the batter turn out golden brown
* Add some red wine to your gravy to enhance the taste
*.....and if you cant manage the above pour a few 90ml whiskey pegs in your husband's stomach, then he wont give a shit about how your food tastes* :P
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