Timmy was staying at his grandparents house for week during summer vacation.
One day his grandpa is smoking cigar, Timmy asked his grandpa can I try one. Grandpa asked does your dick reach all the way to your asshole? Timmy shook his head and said No. Then you can't smoke one said his grandpa.
Couple of days later his grandpa was drinking beer in evening while watching TV. Timmy walked up to his grandpa and asked grandpa can I try some beer? His grandpa asked him again, does your dick reaches all the way to your asshole? Timmy sadly shook his head and said nope not yet. Then you can't have any beer his grandpa replied.
In the weekend, grandma baked some cookies for Timmy. Timmy was eating those cookies and grandpa walked in kitchen. Grandpa tells Timmy, let me get one of those cookies. Timmy asked grandpa does your dick reaches all the way to your asshole? Grandpa said "of course it reaches my asshole"
Timmy said "Then go FUCK yourself!!!"
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