Once there was a pastor, and he wanted to paint his church. But all he had was
one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned
the paint enough to cover the entire church. Then he spent all day painting.
That night it rained, washed all the paint off. The pastor was discouraged,
and asked God, "Why...Why God, did You let it rain and wash off all my hard
To which God replied, "Repaint! And thin no more!"

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