TIL that the Finnish censors for Mortal Kombat were fine with the blood and gore, but insisted that the music was sacreligious. In order to be released, it was all changed to traditional Christian songs.

I got into a car...

HahaHahaahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha.

What is a whale's...

Shout.

�Por qu� las...

�Por qu� las mujeres son como la geograf�a? De 0 a 15 a�os son como las...

What do you get...

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

Recently a man...

...to have his wedding ring cut off of his dick after his mistress found the...

There will be no...

...Because only 90's kids will remember

There are 3 types...

Those who can count and those who can't.

Wrong uniform

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was...

If storks bring...

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

A Golfer Walks...

He just sits on that bar stool, ordering nothing. The bartender asks, "Why...