He just sits on that bar stool, ordering nothing.
The bartender asks, "Why so sad?".
The golfer says, "You know, I worked hard, saved some money to do the two things I like: golfing and boating.
I even opened a boat rental store, but no one seems to want to come. I am in financial trouble."
The bartender asks, "Maybe we can put an ad in the bar here. What is the name of your boat rental store?".
The golfer replies, "A hole in one."
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