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A Chinese couple,...

.. because "two wongs don't make a wight [1]" [1]...

Doctor, Doctor I...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Lipstick Girls

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older...

A joke told to me...

Three men were arguing about who has seen the strongest winds in their lives....

What is Vicious...

The boss calls his secretary and says, "Get ready for the weekend, We are...

What's a nickname...

Come on, this is reddit. What's your nickname?

Calling in sick...

A man is calling in sick from work and says to his boss, sorry boss, I can't...

what do martial...

kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes

Why shouldn't you...

You'll hurt his feeling.

If you think sex...

Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover