TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.

A guy walks into...

Credit where credit is due: This is from [Simon...

What do you call...

Bean dip!

Two Middle...

A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese guy eating croissants...

Church of Elvis

Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that...

CUSTOMER: Can you...

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

The Lettuce Joke

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce...

For a change of...

Sorry, did that not make any sense? How about - >"A dozen, a gross, and a...

If Microsoft Was...

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would...

What do all the...

They all have telephones...

What did Bill...

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you...