For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?

How about -

>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
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>plus three times the square root of four,
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>divided by seven,
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>plus five times eleven,
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>is nine squared and not a bit more."

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