TIL a man went in to have his right leg amputated but somehow they removed his left. After the mistake was corrected, he then sued but lost

My favourite...

They never see it coming.

SciFi Answerphone Me

STAR TREK / STAR WARS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESBridge, Kirk here.Starship...

Did you hear...

His pants fit him like a glove.

What is the name...

Pair-a-dice.

Later tonight...

I have to help a friend hang some blinds... I doubt they'll ever see it coming.

You Might be a...

1. You don't like newbies. 2.You are #1 on this website. 3. You pretend to...

Three men on an...

A plane crash lands on a deserted island, only three men survive. A white...

If I had a nickel...

I'd make more cents.

We can't have sex...

This guy went to a bar...long story short, he met this broad and they went...

Five Bad Questions

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