A plane crash lands on a deserted island, only three men survive. A white guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy. The three decide to work together so they utilize their professions to survive.
The white guy was an architect so it was his job to design the shelter, the black guy worked in construction so he'd build the shelter, the Asian guy ran a convenience store so he was in charge of the supplies.
A couple hours pass, the shelter is up and the white guy and black guy are sitting by the fire. Another hour passes and the Asian guy is still out gathering supplies.
Worried, the two go into the forest to look for him. The leaves and bushes rustle, they can hear something getting closer. With no weapons the white guy and black guy are noticeably terrified.
They turn to run and out of nowhere the Asian guy jumps out from behind a bush and yells, "SUPPLIES!!!"
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