A father and his young son are watching a programme on tigers on Animal Planet when they start showing two tigers mating.
Son: 'Hey dad, what are they doing?'
The father mumbles: 'Er, they're... playing'.
'Oh thank god,' says the son. 'I thought they were fucking'.
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