So my girlfriend and I were going at it. She gets very into it and in the moment exclaims, "Come inside me!"
I reply, "But I'm not wearing a condom, are you sure?"
"Yes, yes, yes!!!"
So I think to myself, "okay", and I do.
She then looks at me, "...erm...did you"
"Yeah, why?"
"Why would you do that?!"
"But you told me too!"
"Why would you listen to a 12 year old?!"
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