In most states, it's against the law to text and drive and sure enough I was trying to do one of those quick replies to a text I just received by holding the phone down and out of sight.
As fate would have it, the car in front of me stopped short and given I was looking down for that brief second, I ended up hitting it - startling me and causing me to drop my phone on the floor.
Getting my wits about me, I realized that I wasn't hurt as the airbags didn't even deploy so the damage must be minimal. I then reached down to find my phone so if I had to call the police to come take a report, I could do so.
It was at that point that when I sat back up that I now see the driver's door swing open rather abruptly and I knew this wasn't going to be fun. However what happened next, I truly did not expect.
A little man, maybe 4' tall pops out of the car door and is now directly facing me and he looks less than pleased, most likely because no-one wants to be in an accident - much less for the holiday weekend.
Anyways I get out of my car ready to apologize and see the amount of damage I caused by my stupidity figuring we can swap info and be on our way.
However this man of small stature looks right up at me and yells in a rather angry tone:
"I'm not happy!"
Of which my FU occurs as I yell back:
"Then which one are you then?"
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