The woman in a theatre box-office was surprised one evening just before the show at the behavior of one man.
He bought a ticket, went away, and then returned a few minutes later to buy another one. He went away again, returned and bought a third ticket. Then he went away yet again, returned and bought a fourth ticket!
By now the show had started, so the woman in the box-office said "I hope you don't mind me asking, but why do you keep coming back and buying more tickets?"
"Every time I try to get in to the auditorium," he replied, "some jerk takes my ticket and tears it in half!"
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