A man goes to Hell.
The devil says, "Hello, welcome to Hell. Do you like to drink?"
Man says, "Yes, I love to."
Devil says, "Great, that's what we do every Monday. Hey, do you like to smoke?"
Man says, "Yes."
Devil says, "Great, that's Tuesday. Do you like to gamble?"
Man says, "Yes, that's why I'm down here."
Devil says, "Good that's what we do every Wednesday. By any chance are you gay?"
Man replies, "No."
Devil says, "Well then you're going to hate Thursdays."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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