An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.
They undressed and were about to screw, when the woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina." she said.
The man replied, "That's good because you have the ugliest breasts I have ever seen!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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