Three guys are sitting at a table. The first man claims that he has the smallest head in the world. The second man claims that he has the smallest arms in the world. The third man claims that he has the smallest penis in the world. The three men decided to confirm their records and went down Guinness World Records to find out.
The first man comes out and says "What do ya know, I really do have the smallest head in the world"
The second man comes out and exclaims "Wow, my arms really are the smallest in the world"
The third man comes out and shouts "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!?"
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