Three women were talking about their husbands' performances as a lover...

Three women were talking about their husbands' performances as a lover.

The first woman said, “My husband is a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candies before we make love. I like that.”

The second woman said, “My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kind of like that.”

The third woman just shook her head and said, “My husband is a policeman. He just handcuffs me the bed, tells me anything I say can be used against me, and leaves the house.”