Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, I know what I'm going to have. The other to asked how. She replied, well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy. The red head said, If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, PUPPIES, PUPPIES!.
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