And is looking for a nice new television. She spots a really nice looking one in the shop and asks one of the employees how much it costs.
The employee answers: "i'm sorry ma'm we can't sell it to you."
The blonde angrily leaves the store but returns the next day disguised as an old lady. She asks the employee again how much the television costs.
Again he replies: "i'm sorry ma'm we can't sell it to you."
The blonde takes of het disguize and yells at the employee: "why the hell am i not allowed to buy this television!?"
Then the employee says: "because that's a microwave."
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