Three women are sitting in the maternity ward...

discussing the sex of their unborn babies.

The first woman says, "I'm going to have a girl, because I was on top."

The second woman replies, "Well *I'm* going to have a boy because I was on bottom!"

By now, the third woman is crying hysterically. The other two ask her what's wrong, and she composes herself just long enough to answer,

"I'm having puppies!!!"

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