Three women are sitting at a bar...

And they're bragging about how loose they are. The first one says:

"I could fit an entire zucchini up there!"

The second one says:

"Oh yeah? Well I could fit an entire pineapple up there!"

The third one doesn't say anything and she slides down the stool.

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