Three women are sitting around when they begin to discuss their boyfriend's nicknames. The first one says "My boyfriend's name is Jerome, but I call him 7-up because he is seven inches and always up." The second one states "My boyfriend's name is DeShawn, but I call him Mountain Dew because when he mounts me he knows what to do." The final women says "My boyfriend's name is Tyrone, but I call him Courvoisier because he's a fancy licker."
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