A Typhoon and a Hurricane are having an argument in a bar...

They both hotly contest who has the better name.

Typhoon shouts, "My name is the original!"

Hurricane yells back, "Yeah well, people spend way more money on me!"

Typhoon screams, "Bullshit, you know how much damage I've done on my pole?"

Hurricane retorts with finger raised, "Your pole?! Ha! Do you even know...

Just then a tsunami rips through the bar killing both male strippers.

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