Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. Reverend, she wailed, John and I had a DREADFUL fight! Calm down, my child, said the minister, it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight! I know, I know! said Joanna, but what am I going to do with the BODY?
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