In order to pass the time, all three women are knitting sweaters for their unborn babies.
The first mom puts down her knitting supplies, reaches into her purse, pulls out some pre-natal vitamins and says, "Good for mom, good for baby!" She downs a couple pills, and the two other moms nod and smile in agreement. She picks the sweater back up and begins knitting.
After a short while, mom number two puts down her sweater, pulls out a bottle of folic acid supplements and says, "Good for mom, good for baby!" She downs a couple pills, and the two other moms nod and smile in agreement. She picks the sweater back up and begins knitting.
Finally, the third mom puts down her sweater, reaches into her purse and pulls out a bottle of [thalidomide](http://www.thalidomide.ca/recognition-of-thalidomide-defects/) and downs a couple pills. The other moms stare at her, mouths agape in horror. The third mom says, "What? I'm bad at sleeves!"
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