The vampires sit down and greet the vampire bartender. The bartender asks, "what will you be having?" The first vampire says, "give me a shot of blood." The bartender fills a shot glass with blood and hands it to him. The bartender then asks the second vampire, "what would you like?" The second vampire says, "a shot of blood sounds good, give me one as well." The bartender gives him the shot of blood. The bartender then goes over to the third vampire and asks, "what would you like?" The third vampire says, "I would like some hot water." The bartender as well as the other two vampires look extremely perplexed and ask, "what do you want hot water for?" The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "makin' tea."
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