upon arrival he meets Satan. Satan tells the man he has a choice. He can pick one of three rooms to spend the rest of eternity in. Satan shows him the first room. It is full of the smelliest, nastiest shit high enough that the poor souls in the room are covered in shit up to their waists. The man says, "that looks awful! What's in the next room?"
Satan takes him to the next room and it is even more full of the smelliest, nastiest poop. So much that the poor souls in there are covered all the way to their necks with just their heads sticking out. The man says," That's even worst than the first room! What's in the last room?"
Satan takes him to the last room. It has shit on the floor too, but in this one it is only about 8 inches deep and the poor souls in there are sitting around and seem to be much happier than those in the other rooms. "Surely this is the best choice!" says the man. "I'll take this one!"
Satan shoves the man into the room and closes the door. A few minutes later one of Satans demon minions comes into the room and says, "Alright! Break's over, back on your heads!"
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