They walk up to the bar and sit down and the bartender asks: "The usual?" Two say yes and the bartender makes them two bloody Mary's. The third says: "No thank you, I'll just have a cup of hot water." Confused, the bartender obliges and hands him a cup of hot water. The vampire knew he was going to ask what he wanted hot water for. So before the bartender could ask, he reached into his coat and pulled out a used tampon and said: "I'm having tea"
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