First one says, "You know why I call my husband Big Pete?"
The others reply, "Mmmm Hmmmm."
Second one says, "Well, you know why I call my husband Long John?"
The others reply, "Mmmm Hmmmm"
Third one says, "You know why they call my husband Drambuie?"
The others look confused. "No, why?" One of them asks.
She says, "Because he's a fancy licker!"
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