I bumped into my ex girlfriend pushing a baby down the street today
She nodded at the baby stroller and said, " Its yours."
I said, " Oh my God... Really??"
And she snapped back, ' Yea.. really'
"Hell yea! I can't believe it" I said as I picked up the baby, then place it on the floor and walked away with my hot new set of wheels!
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