There was a Man and his Wife, watching News on TV...

When an announcement was made that any Family with 5 children should come with them at the Government house and collect 8 Million.
The Man then said to his Wife," Take care of our 3 children, I have 2 children outside this Marriage, let me go and get them."
The Man then went and came back with 2 children and did not see the 3 children. He was shocked and asked," Where are the 3 children?" The Wife replied," You think you the only one who heard the News! Their Father heard the News too and he came to collect them!"

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