Three sailors was having a chat in deck of the ship...

The first one was chinese, the second one was a japanese and the third one was a filipino.

The chinese threw his cellphone at the sea and said, "i dont need that cellphone, there are many cellphones back in china".

The japanese, threw his laptop at the sea, said "laptops? Psshh, theres a lot of laptop back in japan, i dont need that laptop".

Both the chinese and japanese felt proud and looked at the filipino with disgust.

Suddenly, the filipino pushed the chinese at the sea. "why the hell did you do that!?" Said the japanese. "chinese?! Theres a lot in back in the philippines." Said the filipino.

Hehe xd

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