These three men have never committed a sin in their lives. They ask the priest if they can drink from the holy water. The priest says, "no, you must commit a sin first so that you can be forgiven." So the three men leave to go commit their sins.
The first man comes back to the priest and says, "father I have committed a sin, I stole from a baby." The priest forgives him and gives him permission to drink the holy water.
The second man comes back to the priest and says, "father I have committed a sin, I cheated on my wife." The priest forgives him and gives him permission to drink the holy water.
The third man comes back to the priest, laughing so hard he can't catch his breath. So the priest asks him, "what sin did you commit my son?"
The man replies, "I pissed in the Holy water."
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