Three priests are taking a train to a conference in Pennsylvania. They decide that it would be best if only one of them went to the counter to buy tickets. The first priest goes to the counter, and while standing in line, notices a young lady wearing a see-through top and nothing underneath. Flustered, he turns to the ticketing agent and says "I'd like three pickets to Titsburgh, please." He gets embarrassed and leaves. He returns to his companions and explains what happened. The second priest goes to get the tickets, and sees the young woman on his way to the counter. He tells the agent "I'd like three tickets to Pittsburgh, please, and I'd like my change in nipples and dimes." He, too, gets embarrassed and leaves in shame. The third priest is determined to not embarrass himself, and steels his nerves before walking up to the counter. He says to the agent "I'd like three tickets to Pittsburgh, please, and I'd like my change in nickels and dimes." He receives his tickets and change, and on his way back to his friends, he swaggers triumphantly over to the young woman and says "I hope you realize, young lady, that when you get to Heaven, Saint Finger is going to stand there and shake his peter at you!"
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