The first string approaches the counter and says, "Beer, please." The bartender says, "We don't serve strings here, get out." The second string goes up to the bartender and says, "Bloody Mary, please." The bartender says, "Didn't you hear what I told your friend? We don't serve strings here. Get out." Seeing this, the third string goes into the bathroom, unravels his ends, and ties himself in a bow. Then he goes out to the bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a martini, please, straight up, with a twist." The bartender looks at him suspiciously. "Are you a string?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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