Three people in the Amazon forest get caught by a tribe...

They were being held by the tribesmen outside the village. The head tribesman who speaks English tells them, "You have trespassed into our territory. As we are a considerate folk, you have the option to choose either Jhingalala for a minute or Death. You can give me your choice when you are summoned into the village for your judgement"

They all agreed that they didn't want to die and decided to go for Jhingalala. The first guy gets summoned to the village, gives his choice. The head tribesman yells ,"JHINGALALA!" which was followed by the most painful screams of the man. After a minute, he gets ushered away, as he continues to scream, into the forest to be released.

The second guy is summoned, the head tribesman yells "JHINGALALA!" and the same event unfolds. Scared, the third guy tries to look through the foliage to understand what Jhingalala was and to his horror, he saw one tribesman shoving a spiked rod up the rear end of the man as the head tribesman watches. As the second guy was being ushered away, he yells "Choose death! It's not worth it!"

The last man gets summoned. After seeing that horrific sight, he was ready to die. Death would be quick and the agony wouldn't be as much.

The head tribesman asked him which punishment he would like to choose. He replies, "Death."

The head tribesman yells, "JHINGALALA TILL HE DIES!"

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