Saint Peter meets them at the gate and says "I am going to ask each of you a question, if you get it right you can enter Heaven; but if you get it wrong you are going to Hell!".
He then turns to the first nun, a really smart brunette and says "Who was the first man God put on Earth?"...Immediately she answered "Adam" so he opens the gate and lets her into Heaven.
He then turns to the second nun, an average intelligence redhead and says "Who was the first woman God put on Earth?"...She thinks for a few minutes and answers "Eve" so he opens the gate and lets her into Heaven.
He then turns to the third nun, an almost retarded blonde and says "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"...For days she recites scripture and has no clue so she looks at Saint Peter and says "That's a hard one"...he opens the gate and lets her into heaven too.
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