A blonde, brunette, and a redhead died in an accident and are now standing before God. God is awaiting them at the top of a staircase that leads to the gates of heaven. God then says to them, "If you wish to enter heaven, you will have to climb these hundred steps to the top, but for every step you climb I will tell a joke. If you laugh at any of the jokes before you reach the top, you will have to start over." The three begin to climb the staircase and God begins telling jokes. The redhead reaches the 24th step before laughing and having to restart. The brunette makes it to the 56th step before she laughs and has to start over. The blonde makes it to the 99th step and starts laughing uncontrollably. God then says, "Why are you laughing? I haven't even told the joke yet."
"I finally got the first joke," says the blonde
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